Bri's ' Friday, The 13th ': It's Supposed To Be Unlucky, ....But Not For Me! Poem by Bri Edwards

Bri's ' Friday, The 13th ': It's Supposed To Be Unlucky, ....But Not For Me!

Rating: 5.0


Some superstitiously think that 'Friday The 13th' is their 'unlucky day',
which can bring to them bad luck. But, for me, I say 'for sure no way! '.
You see, my dear wife and I have worked out how to avoid most of 'it',
....by taking separate vacations on 'that day', during which I mostly do sit.

I don't go driving on 'F-13th' since, in traffic, I, Bri, may not be surviving.
I avoid ALL people because I've learned that too many are quite conniving.
And I don't fill bird feeders, so as to avoid getting bird poop on my aging head.
BUT we feel the ONLY way to be 'REALLY safe' that day...is to be dead! !


(Friday, May 13th,2022)

bri

;)

Friday, May 13, 2022
Topic(s) of this poem: luck,superstition,safe,people,humor,humorous,death
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
maybe I should wait a day to submit this poem? ? ? ? ? ?
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Kim Barney 13 May 2022

Fill your bird feeders the day before. I know you love birds, Bri.

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Bri Edwards 15 May 2022

You are too smart. Thanks for your comment. bri ;)

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Bri Edwards 15 May 2022

SOMETHING ABOUT 'FRIDAY THE 13TH' MUST ATTRACT READERS! ! ! ! BELOW I NOW SEE, ONE DAY AFTER SUBMITTING THIS POEM, MORE COMMENTS FOR THIS POEM THAN A DOZEN OF MY OTHER POEMS OFTEN RECEIVE (ALL POEMS COMBINED I MEAN) IN MONTHS! ! ! WOW AND? ? ? ? ? THANKS, ALL COMMENTERS. : ) BRI

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Richard Wlodarski 14 May 2022

And even when you're dead, some bird may accidentally land on your tombstone. Just kidding. May the Bird of Paradise continue inspiring you with your hilarious poetry.

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Bri Edwards 15 May 2022

Just throw my carcass to the vultures and crows; they're the only birds who would visit my tombstone IF I had/have one, which I doubt I will. Thanks for your comment. bri ;)

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M. Asim Nehal 14 May 2022

Slavery is by choice, to be or not to be...

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Bri Edwards 15 May 2022

You mean 'slavery' to superstition or humour/humor, or........what? bri ;) Thanks for the comment. I think. : )))))))

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Nabakishore Dash 14 May 2022

I never think any day and any number bad for me.Superstitions are only in feeble minds.5 stars.

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Bri Edwards 15 May 2022

We might feel sorry for the 'feeble-minded'. We MIGHT. But their lives at times may be easier. Thanks for your comment. bri ;) I don't recognize yoiur name; i may investigate you, sir or madam.

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For the humour King of Poem Hunter and my very dear friend. Top score

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