Cupid's Quiver Of Arrows Poem by LeeAnn Azzopardi

Cupid's Quiver Of Arrows

Rating: 4.8

He keeps missing yr heart
Though he has had lots of practice through
The centuries
But he keeps missing yr heart
Maybe, he thinks we don't belong together
Or he has bad aim
I don't know
I just think when it comes to yr heart
He loses his nerves
And points to yr ass instead
He never keeps his promise
That he will make you love me
But I never trusted him
So, why am I so angry?
Because I am getting too old
For this crap
And I can't wait for eternity

Sunday, February 14, 2021
Topic(s) of this poem: anger,cute love
Captain Cur 14 February 2021

Loved this write! Maybe it was not meant to be funny but a couple of lines had me going. I think we have all had an arrow in the at one time or another. Let's face facts, Cupid has rotten aim. I mean he's just a baby! Take the bow away!

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Belle Wassermeister 15 February 2021

Oh, my dear friend, I wish his aim were true and that he could find your heart!

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Kevin Patrick 14 February 2021

A biting and caustic take on one of the most over rated days of the year! I cant say I ever cared for cupid perhaps he's just poor marksman

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David Wood 14 February 2021

Cupid is old and short sighted, his bow arm is weak

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David Wood 14 February 2021

And his arrows bent and blunt.

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Cowboy Ron Williams 29 October 2022

Didn't I already comment on this before? PH keeps losing my comments! This is one of your funniest poems.

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Anjandev Roy 11 September 2022

Lovely write.....thank u....

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Anjandev Roy 11 September 2022

Lovely write......thank u.....

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Dr Dillip K Swain 11 September 2022

This is a wonderful poem. Many things have been told about this Cupid's arrow but your poem is something different. My pleasure revisiting this excellent poem.

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Dr Dillip K Swain 26 August 2022

This is one of your best poems.... exceptionally well penned.

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