For Posterity Poem by Ernestine Northover

For Posterity

Rating: 5.0


He fell backwards into quick drying cement.
It was something that he hadn’t meant
to do. For his trousers started setting fast,
and ended up looking like a plaster cast.

A stonemason was found to chip away
at this solid mass of clayey grey.
His legs were feeling not quite his own.
He felt like a statue carved from stone.

Finally his limbs were at last released.
His trousers, surprisingly, were not creased.
Two buttock shapes were in concrete created
Something that made him feel very deflated.

For nobody else with any temerity. could say,
Their posterior was preserved for posterity, this way.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Marci Made 13 June 2007

Now this is just a great, entertaining read. I can see it being read to kids about 7 through 9 and picture them giggling away.....Very Good! marci.xo

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David Harris 13 June 2007

Ernestine, I loved the subtle humour here. Great read from top to BOTTOM! Top Marks all the way. Thanks for sharing this my friend. David

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Debora Short 13 June 2007

Thank You, Ernestine for the chuckle! Blessings, Debora

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Lynda Robson 14 June 2007

Great fun Ernestine, made me laugh so much, well done, best wishes Lynda xx

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Cecil (cj) Krieger 15 June 2007

How cute is this? Very nice Ernestine... a change of pace, eh?

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Paul Holmes 29 December 2011

Amusing! A very charming story.

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David Threadgold 13 September 2008

Hi Ernestine. Another great laugh this one. I can see the poor soul in the cement as if it was me. very enjoyable funny read thankyou. Regards Dave T

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Andrew Blakemore 10 April 2008

A charming and witty piece. Loved it. Andrew x

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Lass, i must ask as to your inspiration To quill such a thrill 'bout ossification! POETESS E. This is indeed grande poetic levity, in its finest verse, young lady! i've been missing all too many postings, since business has stolen my scribe time...But i am very glad to have read this one, indeed! FjR

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Lass, i must ask as to your inspiration To quill such a thrill 'bout ossification! POETESS E. This is indeed grande poetic levity, in its finest verse, young lady! i've been missing all too many postings, since business has stolen my scribe time...But i am very glad to have read this one, indeed! FjR

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