I’m A Sexy Old Thing Poem by David Harris
I’m A Sexy Old Thing
I’m a sexy old thing
well passed my prime.
If you have the money,
I have the time,
and that is all I have
I say much to my regret.
If you saw me naked,
you’d say “Oh heck! ”
There are times in your life
when you feel like a young stud.
The body then kicks in
and tell you to go play in the mud.
Your wrinkles are showing,
all left right and centre,
and if I go on much longer,
I’ll be caught up by the censor.
Well my friend I'm still laughing, The good looking ones say to me now 'I hear ya knocking but baby you Kan't come in, emphasize on the K of course. Oh it feels so good to laugh David.--Melvina--
Oh brilliant! (Only thing is I know you're charming and gorgeous, there's no fooling these eyes....) t x
You really know how to make me laugh, David. From another old timer xxx
SO, O. K., here's the deal....today is my birthday, and I REFUSE TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR....I will have to deal with this wrinkle and weight thing tomorrow! ! But I loved the poem anyway! !
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12/17/2025 9:35:46 AM # 1.0.0
Love this David! It's such fun! ! I especially love Rob's comments! ! ! Age over beauty any day right? ? ? Good for you! HG: -) xx