I Taught My Doctor Something Poem by Kim Barney

Kim Barney

Kim Barney

I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit

I Taught My Doctor Something

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When I told my cardiologist
that whenever I get a nosebleed
I skip a dose of my
blood thinner medication,
he wrote it down!

I saw what he wrote:
'nosebleed, skip a dose'
and I thought

Now he is going to tell
other patients to do
what I have been doing!

It seems that a doctor
with who-knows-how-many
years of schooling
can still learn something
from an old fogy
with eighty-three years
of life behind him.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Isadora Quagmire 02 February 2026

It is amazing what sort of insights practitioners can pick up from patients! Being a paramedic myself I have picked up one or two : ) Thank you for sharing this! It is always a pleasure to read your brilliant works! ! !

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Kim Barney 08 February 2026

I didn't consider it brilliant. I just wrote it as it happened. I was surprised when I saw him taking notes. Thanks for commenting.

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Belle Wassermeister 02 February 2026

Well done. Doctors really don't know everything. Usually they are very good, but occasionally they make costly or deadly mistakes. I think what your cardiologist learned from you could possibly benefit many others!

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Kim Barney 08 February 2026

I hope so. The blood thinner is expensive, and if you can skip a dose once in a while and still have good health, you can save money.

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Rob Lamberton 25 February 2026

Good old common sense is the best!

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Rose Marie Juan-austin 25 February 2026

A great poem, Kim. It serves a warning. Very interesting.

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Rose Marie Juan-austin 25 February 2026

Skipping a dose of blood thinner can sometimes be fatal. There must be scientific findings to support any medical recommendation, in my humble opinion.

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M.J. Lemon 17 February 2026

I hope this won't be the last time your doctor writes something down. Great poem, Kim

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Belle Wassermeister 07 February 2026

Perhaps the part that Bharati found hardest to believe is that you could actually read your doctor's handwriting!

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Kim Barney 08 February 2026

Perhaps you are correct, Belle, I really don't know which part she found unbelievable. Thanks for commenting.

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