Keep Eyes At Rest, Mouth Shut And Pants On Poem by Jim McGill

For most homo sapien males, two heads are quite common
Of which we know
One sits aglow upon the shoulders and the other on all men
Is the penal tip below

Now, both can ferment serious trouble almost every day
When the shoulder head
See's female legs ahead it can be easily coaxed astray
Into a steaming hotbed

Then it send's urgent messages to the penal head: "UP; Arise erect! "
As the lower head grows
It can get caught as one knows in inappropriate places and thus affect
Painful alimony woes

When in office, the mouth can also get him into compromising situations
"Come in. Please close the door
We have new experiences to explore. Let's put aside our silly inhibitions
And now—wow! Take off more! "

Then a message is sent to the head below: "Quick! Another dive
We've breached a new frontier"
And bliss abounds without fear until the office intercom comes alive…
"Mr Sapien your wife is here! "

"My dear! What a lovely surprise. Aren't you supposed to be in L.A.? "
Said he in fogged out brain
In frantic haste most insane the lower head wasn't fully tucked away
A-Alimony pain once again!

Unfortunately, the body has only blood enough to run but one
For any length of time
So, the shoulder head being prime takes almost all of it to run
The standard paradigm

And being starved for blood, the penal head sadly wilts below
Hoping sustenance will come
But when the lower head is plumb and ready to put on a show
The shoulder head—goes numb

So, we have a dilemma of where two bodily heads are the norm
One above, one below
One for thinking, one for show. Together a veritable perfect storm
That can cost a lot of dough

A sad combination of lack of brain, but lot's of testosteronal brawn
So, here's what I suggest
Homo sapien males: keep eyes at rest, mouth shut and pants on
It's probably for the best


This may get deactivated by Poem Hunter. But, most of us have heard about this sort of problem with homo sapien males. This sort of thing can happen in stockrooms to boardrooms; it happens to Presidents or Prime Ministers or even Kings. Some of of us have actually witnessed it and there are others who have also experi….ok, I won't get into that. However, I do understand what the issues are and as such I humbly offer this simple solution. After all, tomorrow is Valentine's Day. We could have an outbreak of this at any moment…I mean, we have high flying balloons and now maybe this! ! !
We just don't know.