Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 63,884 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Looking For Love... [inspired By P H Poet Kim Barney (He Is A Guy!) : Humor; Semi-True About Bri; Short (Enough) ] - Poem by Bri Edwards

My first wife said I had two-thirds....of a brain ….., only.
So I got rid of her..........., but I soon found myself being lonely.

My second wife said You've got half a brain, old Bri.
I kicked her ass out; she never knew WHY ……...I did it.

My third wife made the mistake of saying one-third!
Not long after that, she joined the ex-wife herd....
of 'cows'. [she wasn't a genius herself]

I'd great hopes that my fourth wife wasn't insane.....,
but she spoiled it today; she said You've NO brain!

(December 2015)

Topic(s) of this poem: love and life


Poet's Notes about The Poem

silly me. but not looking for #5 yet! i'm still 'occupied'. bri :)

Comments about Looking For Love... [inspired By P H Poet Kim Barney (He Is A Guy!) : Humor; Semi-True About Bri; Short (Enough) ] by Bri Edwards

  • Beach Girl (1/31/2016 8:46:00 PM)


    Hahaha! Oh Bri! , Your brains are a subject of much discussion it seems. :) (Report) Reply

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  • Kelly Kurt (1/29/2016 9:22:00 PM)


    Can one have less than no brain? A fifth wife may be proof. : -) (Report) Reply

  • Wes Vogler (1/29/2016 8:58:00 PM)


    wait wait wait This is the one that saved your life by sitting on you.
    Ah I see.. written as a poet
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  • Jayatissa K. Liyanage (1/29/2016 6:24:00 PM)


    Ha.....ha....ha....! I earnestly hope your fifth wife, if ever you have one, will tell you that you have too much of brain. What will be your reaction Bri, if she says so? (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Friday, January 29, 2016

Poem Edited: Monday, February 8, 2016


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