Need To Lose Poem by Cowboy Ron Williams

Need To Lose

Rating: 5.0

My doctor said I had to lose
200 pounds of ugly fat.
What method could I ever choose
to accomplish such a goal as that?

The answer was easy, of course.
I simply got a divorce!

POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
It's just a joke, people!
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Richard Wlodarski 06 December 2023

Joke or not...it's a wonderful poem! I'm still laughing! THX for your witty poem, Cowboy Ron!

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Cowboy Ron Williams 08 December 2023

Richard. thank you so much!

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Sandra Feldman 01 December 2023

And the Finacial weight of the divorce did not weigh in you too much? Very cute poem. we sure can use a little humor today. Thanks.

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Cowboy Ron Williams 08 December 2023

No, not at all, Sandra. SHE pays alimony to ME!

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Belle Ringer 01 December 2023

Ha ha ha ha hah ah hah ha! Thanks for the laugh, Cowboy! To my favorites!

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Cowboy Ron Williams 08 December 2023

Thanks for commenting, Belle.

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