Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler


Poetaster - Poem by Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler

i think most people (no matter how educated

or sublime they thought they were) wouldn't recognize

a decent poem, even if it jumped right off the page

in all its rage,

pissed in their eyes and took a shit in their

overpriced Starbucks lattés


Comments about Poetaster by Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler

  • (2/1/2005 4:31:00 PM)


    I copied off your poem to read over coffee but sent the coffee back, it tasted funny (Report) Reply

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  • (1/10/2005 11:06:00 AM)


    Hahhaaaaah! Witty and cheeky! (Report) Reply

  • (12/10/2004 11:01:00 AM)


    hahahah! this is some funny stuff. (Report) Reply

  • (12/10/2004 9:00:00 AM)


    Excellent interplay of words: educated-page-rage-lattes. Well done! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Friday, December 10, 2004



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