An old cabbie was driving his hack
When he got a sharp tap on the back.
His mind got quite muddy
When he heard "Hey, Buddy! "
And he thought that his nerves would just crack.
He emitted a hideous scream
And profanity flowed like a stream.
His cab hit some debris
And smashed into a tree
And the front end was spouting forth steam.
The passenger there in the back
Thought the driver was some maniac.
"You behaved like a fool!
Why did you lose your cool
From a simple, small tap on the back? "
"I'm sorry, it could have been worse.
I thought I was hit with a curse.
A surprise was your jab;
I'm not used to a cab;
For ten years I've been driving a hearse! "
Wess and I are very proud of you for this one Kim. Congratulations on your contest wins.
5 stars. I DID emit a (very) soft chuckle at the last line. This IS a true story, right? bri ;)
Did you use a HUGE broom to sweep all the cash. Did you have to grease any palms?
This is an absolutely great verse, Kim. It should have taken first place!
oh I gave this a thousand tens because you made me laugh on a grumpy day!
hahahahahahahahhahahaha I was wondering about that title! ! ! A terrified cab driver- - I could think of no such thing happening! But your imagination is never lost for words! ! !
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
😁😁😁I really enjoyed this witty poem, sir Kim. Congrats on your victories......10+++
Thank yo so much, Bernard, for the comment!