The Wife Keeps Me On A Short Leash Poem by Chuck Audette

The Wife Keeps Me On A Short Leash

Rating: 3.9


The moon is full -
I 'd hoped for a meal
but she makes me
stay and heel

She says 'No killing!
You better behave!
My Mother is coming!
You need to go shave! '

Her Mother? Oh dear!
Now SHE's scary, you know
I'm covered in hair
but I've still a shadow!

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
R H 24 October 2007

Uh huh, Halloween un -leashed...I think it's full moon tonight - yikes! ! jz x

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Dee Daffodil 20 October 2007

LOL ! ! ! Chuck...I love this one...and it was just in time for Halloween too! ! ! Hugs, Dee

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Barry Van Allen 20 October 2007

Chuck, It's good to hear from you again, it has become apparent that you are having a ' howling ' good time being a Dad! B.V.A.

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Ivan Donn Carswell 19 October 2007

Chuck, the short leash is to keep you from peeing in the flowerbed! Rgds, Ivan

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Chuck Audette

Chuck Audette

Poetry Hell, Vermont
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