Day At The Parish-Μια Ημέρα Στην Ενορία Poem by Kostas Lagos

Day At The Parish-Μια Ημέρα Στην Ενορία

Rating: 5.0

-Father, is it a sin

to wear a mini skirt?

-Depends on the legs

my dear girl

-Is it a sin, father

to get drunk with rum?

-Ask me again when

I am sober my son

-Father, many sins I bear

I need to confess

-Is it urgent, child?

The match will kick off!

-Father, what your

sermon will be about?

-Annoying parishioners

who don't let me sleep!

-Father, it's the Bishop

on the phone

-You didn't see me

and I never saw you!

-Πάτερ, είναι αμαρτία

μίνι φούστα να φοράς;

-Απ'τα πόδια εξαρτάται

κορίτσι μου καλό

-Είναι αμαρτία πάτερ

με ρούμι να μεθάς;

-Ρώτα με ξανά,

ξεμέθυστος σα θα 'μαι, γιε μου

-Πάτερ, πολλές αμαρτίες φέρω

θέλω να εξομολογηθώ

-Είναι επείγον παιδί μου;

το ματς αρχίζει όπου να 'ναι

-Πάτερ, για τι θα λέει

το κήρυγμά σου;

-Για ενορίτες ενοχλητικούς

που μου χαλούν τον ύπνο

-Πάτερ, ο Επίσκοπος

στο τηλέφωνο σας ζητά

-Ούτε που σε είδα

ούτε που με είδες!

Saturday, September 15, 2018
Topic(s) of this poem: humor
Richard Wlodarski 29 September 2018

Father, how I wish I had had priests like you with such a great sense of humour. I'm still laughing. Such a thoroughly enjoyable poem! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

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Richard Wlodarski 29 September 2018

God made all of us unique, Father. And that's what makes us so special!

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Kostas Lagos 29 September 2018

What can I say? I'm one of a kind! Thanks a lot!

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Luz Hanaii 25 January 2020

Ha ha ha, people may forget that priests are human too and also have a sense of humor.

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Evi Prinou 08 May 2020

Πολύ ομορφο! ! ! είναι επικοινωνικακο κ δοτικο! ! ! Μου Θυμισε ενα περιστατικό με άγιο Πορφύριο! Μια ομάδα μηχανοβιων ήρθε να το δει! ! Μετα απο λίγο Σχο! ιασε, Ποσο καθαρές ηταν οι ψυχές σου

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Bharati Nayak 29 November 2021

This poem brings me a smile every time I read.A great sense of humour!

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Varsha M 08 June 2021 first i thought it's father daddy one but then by the end this father is different. Humor king.

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Deluke Muwanigwa 31 March 2021

Ke ke ke....hilarious. I guess its no use confessing then when priest is busy eating confectionery

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Sylvia Frances Chan 31 March 2021

To My Favorites! Much luck that I have come across these brilliant verses, because that the HomePage have just become brand NEW.

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Sylvia Frances Chan 31 March 2021

5 Full Stars for these excellent hilarious verses, dear Kostas. My two thumbs up for you.

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