Divorce: Two Sides To It...[ Two Sides Of The Story; Serious & Humorous; Not Bri (This Time): Hee-Hee] Poem by Bri Edwards

(i could have used 'humor/humour', 'serious', and 'marriage' as topics also)
the idea (a germ of an idea) was planted in my brain (yes, i DO have one) by my dear wife; i had asked her for a title to start me off and she said something like "I'm getting a new husband".actually, i guess she suggested it without me asking for it.OR maybe she was just talking to herself? ? ? ?

Bri

:)

p.s.

submission of this poem has continually been 'denied' by P-H.(see my poem, maybe, starting: "This Poem Contains....."(something like that) .

let's see if i get lucky today, submitting i mean.


April..7th...2019....no luck! ! ! ! : (


OK! ! ! ! LET ME USE THIS SITE'S WORDS.

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Damn!April 8th....HERE IS THE POEM WHICH I 'CAN'T' GET SUBMITTED AS A POEM:


1- Wife:I'm Getting A New Husband! !

Enough is ENOUGH!It's time to get a brand new spouse.
I'm tired of HIM being the bully ‘Tom' (cat) , and ME the bullied mouse!
At first I was drawn to him immensely; I thought he was so great,
but now he makes my skin crawl.It happens much of late.

Oh, we have our moments when ‘happiness' we almost feel,
but then he does/says something hurtful and he loses all his appeal...
he once had when we first met, so many years long past.
I'll start looking at dating sites tonight, to find a new husband...fast.

I'll bet he's already looking.I already know he's got roving eyes.
He's probably looking for one young & stupid, ...who'll believe all his lies.
Well, whatever was I thinking, the day we wed, the day I said "I do"! ? ?
Really GOOD men are SO hard to find.There really are too few.


2- Husband:I'm Getting A Girlfriend! !

Thank God I've got money, and our kids are out of the house.
Now, finally, I can get divorced from their mother: the ‘mouse'.
I'll bet she's already talked to a lawyer.I will get one too.
I plan to come out of this ‘in good shape', happy when it's through.

She's always been good at "taking", but I loved her at the start.
Now, after twenty-five years, I deserve one …..with a warmer heart.
And, if I can't find one of those, I'll settle for a sexy girlfriend,
one who's not overbearing, but young, and with a cute rear end.

She needn't be gorgeous, nor brainy; someone plain should fill my need.
As long as she's not a sucking leech, I'll be content to just not bleed,
‘The Mouse', too often, nearly drained me.At times I feared I'd go insane.
I'll gotonight to find a girlfriend.OK, perhaps not TOO "plain".

(March ….26th...2019)