Help! ! Poem by Ernestine Northover

Help! !

Rating: 5.0


'PLEASE DO NOT BEND' was written in red,
on the envelope. That's what it said.
So to pick up this letter,
is a real upsetter,
As when it came through the door,
it landed on the floor.
HELP! !

© Ernestine Northover

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Cecil (cj) Krieger 14 September 2006

Your humor exceeds you! Wonderful!

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Duncan Wyllie 13 September 2006

A real break-through, ah! , What did I just say? Well I can see that you bent the words in the right dirrecti...ah, no that won't work You managed to curve...no! I know what This poem has been well placed and is well positioned with a straight objective Love duncan X

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Joseph Daly 13 September 2006

Very witty Ernestine, and expressed so well.

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Scarlett Treat 12 September 2006

My problem would be that even if it DIDN'T say don't bend - I wouldn't be able to bend! VERY funny, Ernestine!

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Uriah Hamilton 12 September 2006

That's funny! Maybe you can get a stick with tape on the end.

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Davidia Kartina 18 June 2007

OMG OMG OMG OMG do not panic. This can be solved with an IRON (chemical symbol Fe, because Ferrets produce iron) just iron it for about an hour and nobody will ever know! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Love, DKDAVIDIAKARTINA **********please read and review my poems please ******************

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Sid John Gardner. 25 September 2006

Ernestine, Hope you had the correct postage on it.Gas Board was it.Theyre the only 'Red' ones that I ensure never ger read. Sid John xxx

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Brian Dorn 24 September 2006

Ernestine, I had to read this over three times before it finally made sense to me. But it was well worth the reread(s) upon finally getting it. Well done! ! Brian

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Alison Cassidy 14 September 2006

This is very clever... Perhaps you could try your toes? LOL love, Allie xxxxxx

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R H 14 September 2006

Ernestine, such wit! Smiling, Justine

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