Little Nudist Living In A Mansion Poem by Practicing Poetess
Little Nudist Living In A Mansion
A wealthy woman became pregnant
For the first time at age 50.
But she had no clue she was with child.
I asked her, Didn't you wonder
When you suddenly 'stopped'?
She replied, Oh, I just thought
I was going through 'the change'.
One evening when her daughter was age one,
She had to go out somewhere
She showed her alcoholic husband
The location of the nappies
And instructed him in their use.
He said, I don't need all that!
Just hand me a mop!
Thank you, Edward Kofi, for commenting. Unexpected surprises can happen at age 50!
Why, Carl- - What's the scary part, becoming pregnant at 50, or having a wild child streaking through your house in the buff? From what I've heard, John Lennon and Yoko raised son Sean Lennon exactly this way! Thanks for commenting on my mildly controversial poem!
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5/8/2024 7:40:24 PM # 1.0.0.1119
An amusing poem about the woman's surprise pregnancy. I liked it.
Michael, her daughter looked just like Shirley Temple as a child. Cute as a button, despite her unorthodox upbringing! Thanks for reading. : -)