Nail And Nail Cutter Poem by Kumarmani Mahakul

Nail And Nail Cutter

Rating: 5.0

Jack has cut grown nails by a nail cutter,
Cut nails have colour just like of butter.

Utter amazement he feels and soon he jumps,
Mind carries waves of sea, his thought bumps.

Jack is fighting tooth and nail here to stop,
He is going to sale nail cutter in near shop.

He is as hard as nails, again nails do fear,
Jack says he is a lion and not at all a deer.

He hits the nail on the head and he does tell,
Nail cutter is not a cutter rather nail bell.

For many days he had not cut nails of left leg,
Nails had grown more, so, to cutter he did beg.

He always pays on the nail, he is customer good,
For cutting his nails in market for long he stood.

He is as tough as nails although he is an old man,
He does not like cutting nail but he cannot ban.

By his nail he plans to scratch a plate of glass,
Siting on violet grass he does nail cutting class.

Through his right leg he pulls nail cutter's chain,
He is happy cutting nail, he jumps having no pain.

© Kumarmani Mahakul,28 October 2018. All rights reserved.

Nail And Nail Cutter
Sunday, October 28, 2018
Topic(s) of this poem: lifestyle
Cover photo © Kumarmani Mahakul,19 October 2018. All rights reserved.
Lyn Paul 28 October 2018

A funny write making great use of the word nail. I was quite gobsmacked when I saw a picture of Jack's nails. A great flow full of humour.

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Bipin Churchung Rabha 28 October 2018

OK.... I'll take the nail cutter class next time...😁😁😁 I'm also wanna jump and remove pain! Imagery. Interesting poem. Thank you, Sir, for sharing!

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Bernard F. Asuncion 28 October 2018

Hehehe, nice one, ... Kumarmani.10+++++++++++++

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Dogma Daniman 28 October 2018

Wow! This is a very funny poem and you are fun giving man. The way you describe nail it amazes me. Idioms related to nail are properly used. This poem will give fun to other readers too. I hope so. I have never read such a nail poem earlier.

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Akhtar Jawad 29 October 2018

Among the lovely poems of Mahakul Ji, like among delicious dishes this poem stands as chutney. Enjoyed it.

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Dylan Chris 06 November 2018

Hey dear great poet, how fun giving you are! How does peculiar idea come to your mind I wonder! I am giggling and giggling and giggling. Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha.. Jacks's nail may scratch me. I shall stay away. Worthy fun read I have done.

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Indira Renganathan 04 November 2018

Very much an enjoyable poem...I wonder how you get this kind of amusing subjects....congrats Kumar 10++++

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Mihaela Pirjol 31 October 2018

This poem put a smile on my face :)! ...such a humorous couplet poem! A quite surprise!

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Dave Walker 30 October 2018

The nail cutter is part of life, and you have maid it a part of poetry. A very ingenious poem.

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Kalpana Barik 30 October 2018

My nails have grown, you cut, cut, cut. No one can catch me and cut my nail, my nail cracks nut. It is wonderful and very funny. I cannot stop laughing.

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Kumarmani Mahakul

Kumarmani Mahakul

Gandam, Dist-Deogarh, Odisha, INDIA
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