Skin Tight Jeans.......[women's-(Revealing?) -Wear; Marriage] Poem by Bri Edwards

My friend's wife is almost young enough to bounce on his old knee,
and she's got a figure she can now show off in skin tight jeans.....all for free.
Well, the JEANS weren't free; they cost Karl about 10 bucks US.
While Karl ate McDonalds Thai ice cream, Urai went next door to buy a dress.

Well, maybe not a dress, but I needed a word, above, to rhyme.
Karl will let her wear tight jeans in Bangkok, but(t) leave them there when they return to U.S. for summertime.

And that's not ALL Karl told me when he called using Skype this week.
He said over there micro-skirts are the style at which many men now like to peek.
I don't know if Urai bought a skirt (perhaps that will be his New Year's surprise) , but(t) ....
I'd bet if she wore one in downtown Canandaigua......she'd POP a lot of eyes.

(Dec.2012)