In a last-ditch effort
To have a smoking hot body,
She chose to be cremated
So in death, she'd finally be a hottie.
Thank you, Ray. Her solution exhibited the height of creativity! Ultimately, she'd be too hot to handle! : -)
I thought you'd like it, Lamar! Never underestimate the influence of your fellow poets here on Poem Hunter!
Thank you, Savita. I should have clarified, this poem is not about suicide. It simply means that cremation was her preferred method, as opposed to a more traditional burial after death.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Humorous poem, I liked it.
Thank you, Mohammed. Always nice to bring a smile to people's faces!