That's One Way To Get It! Poem by Practicing Poetess

Thank you, Mohammed. Always nice to bring a smile to people's faces!

Thank you, Ray. Her solution exhibited the height of creativity! Ultimately, she'd be too hot to handle! : -)

I thought you'd like it, Lamar! Never underestimate the influence of your fellow poets here on Poem Hunter!

Thank you, Savita. I should have clarified, this poem is not about suicide. It simply means that cremation was her preferred method, as opposed to a more traditional burial after death.

Haha, Thank you, Louis! : -)