The Wise Guy Poem by Esther Leclerc

The Wise Guy

Rating: 5.0


So, I'm talking to my son - -
not 'at', mind you, with - -
saying, 'Boy, if you hate your job
go ahead and quit.'

Just be sure to do them right
(this being his first job) ...
give them plenty of notice,
don't leave with a 'Bye, Bob! '

First gather applications
for a new position.
Don't plan to play Game Cube for
a month-long 'transition.'

He replied, 'Yeah, Mom, uh huh - -
mumble mumble - - *burp*.'
Said I: 'You're not making SENSE! '
He: 'Okay, but - - *slurp* - -
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I'M MAKING DOLLARS! ! ! '


(3.26.06 - - To the Ever-Clever Elisha!)

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Sandra Erickson 26 March 2006

How cute is THIS? How clever is your son? (Good luck with that! ((laughing))) Sooo enjoyed this! Thanks, Esther Sandra

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Anna Russell 27 March 2006

Don't you just hate it when they say something so darned true, we can't retort! Very cute and witty poem. Hugs Anna xxx

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Duncan Wyllie 27 March 2006

Dear Esther, Love Your Name, Love Your Words.A real insight into another.Great write.Love Duncan

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Chuck Audette 28 March 2006

Sounds like they could pay him in food and drink and he'd be happy (and you, too!) . Teenagers are bottomless pits, but full of wise remarks. -chuck

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Gina Onyemaechi 29 March 2006

Know something, Esther the aesthetic? In 20 years time Elisha the clever will be writing the same words! (or just venting them to his mother down the phone and asking for her seasoned advice) . Winking at you, Gina.

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Dee Daffodil 21 February 2007

Very witty Esther! ! Hugs, Dee

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Alison Cassidy 01 February 2007

From the mouths of babes, eh? Ah, kids - they teach us a lot about letting go of control, as you demonstrate superbly in this witty and compassionate piece. Wise Guy indeed. love, Allie xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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NICE WORK HERE, ESTHER...I HAD A ROUGH ONE TODAY, & YOUR POEM HERE PUT A BIT OF SPARK& SMILE BACK IN MY GITTA' LONG! '''''''''''''''''FRANK

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Mary-Elizabeth Conn 10 May 2006

Haha- this made me laugh a lot. It made me understand guys better! Keep up the good work! :)

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David Darbyshire 28 April 2006

what can I say, once being a son, nothing I guess hiiihiihi LOl's nice read dave xxx

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