David Darbyshire

Rookie (6/11/54 / Darwen England)

Three B's In A Boat - Poem by David Darbyshire

Three blond girls
in a boat
doesn't look good,
not much hope

One was Swedish
the other Z.A., Cape Hope
the third was Norwegian
not much hope

One had a whistle
the other a rope
third had a hair brush
not much hope

The Swedish girl
blew her whistle
the south African
threw her rope

The third brushed her hair
not so good, not much hope
but none were aware
there was a flare

So at that flare
they did stare
wondering what to do
we can't throw it? , or blow it?
what do we do?

So one of the blonds, took the flare
a shot it straight up into the air
Oh man look at the color's, this does rock
Then the blonds realized, they were still tied to the dock

Comments about Three B's In A Boat by David Darbyshire

  • (5/27/2006 11:01:00 AM)

    I used to be blonde
    And now I'm grey
    But i was never that stupid
    Never, no way!

    Love, Fran the Fan xx
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  • (4/24/2006 11:23:00 AM)

    Hardy, har, har! ! Yes I'm blond....but even I can see the humour (sort of..) (Report) Reply

  • (4/24/2006 10:01:00 AM)

    Hee hee hee hee! ! ! ! ! ! ! I'm not blonde and cannot put a one of them down, 'cause I've done dumber things than THIS myself! Head in the clouds and all that rot! Thanks for the roaring larf, pal! Esther : ] (Report) Reply

  • (4/24/2006 6:09:00 AM)

    Well funny my friend though I don't think all the blondes out there will agree so readily (Report) Reply

  • (4/24/2006 5:53:00 AM)

    Too funny a blonde joke before the morning coffee! Thanks for the laugh!

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  • (4/24/2006 5:30:00 AM)

    Oh, you're gonna be in deep doo doo, but I'm laughing like a drain.
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Poem Submitted: Monday, April 24, 2006

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