Toe Jam....... [toenail Poem; Yuck! ; Very Short; Humour/Humor[ Poem by Bri Edwards

Toe Jam....... [toenail Poem; Yuck! ; Very Short; Humour/Humor[



You can keep your toenails to yourself.
You can keep them on the kitchen shelf.
Put them next to the jar..... of... toe jam,
which I hear is excellent on rare leg of lamb.

POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
this was inspired by a poemhunter friend. bon appetit. :)

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(December 23, 2013)
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Tomas Prato 17 December 2016

This is the 'dram of eale' in your poetry. Your sick, nauseous imagination. It must be congenital with you. Sad.

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Cassandra Jasmine 24 December 2013

Oh Bri! Could anything, anything at all, get more disgusting (an hilarious!) as toe jam? Well of course, instead of it being jam, it could be something even more disgusting. :) As always, you turn everything towards humor and laughter, and that's what I love most about your poems.

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