Too Much To Drink Poem by Valerie Dohren

Too Much To Drink

Rating: 4.5


I’ve had too much to drink tonight
I’m feeling rather funny
A glass of wine, a tot of Port
And Whisky mixed with honey

I thought that it would be okay
To take a little Brandy
But one small drink turned into two
And now I’m feeling randy

And then I took a swig of beer
To finish off my boozing
I know that was a big mistake
For now I feel like snoozing

To wake me up I feel I need
A mug of real black coffee
But being drunk and quite confused
It turned out like thick toffee

So what the heck, I think I’ll try
A schooner of that Sherry
The Vodka also looks quite nice
And now I’m feeling merry

I’ve had too much to drink tonight
I need the bathroom quickly
Its all gone to my silly head
I’m feeling rather sickly

And when the morning comes around
My head will feel quite tender
I know that I will so regret
I went on such a bender

The moral of this little tale
I hope will be explicit
It’s not a good idea to drink
Beyond one’s limit – IS IT! !

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Amitava Sur 22 February 2014

Oh, Valerie - lovely lines, I'm feeling tipsy with your Vodka and wine. But let's all stick to your last line ................................ It’s not a good idea to drink Beyond one’s limit – IS IT! ! You may read my poem Carefully being held.

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Sandra Feldman 22 February 2014

Got pleasantly and poetically dizzy while reading this delightfull drinking spree poem.. But could also feel the effects of these alcoholic mixtures as the poem progresses. So well written, I don't think most readers will dare try these combinations. For this one, Smiles and applause are in order. You get a tizzy-dizzy 01 oh sorry meant 10

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Thomas Vaughan Jones 22 February 2014

ROFL. At least you didn't get legless. Very funny Val.

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Georgios Venetopoulos 22 February 2014

Very well constructed and clever poem. You alternate 3 and 3.5 Iambic feet beautifully! Smiles, Val! :) G.

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Lorraine Colon 21 February 2014

This is fantastic! Laughed through every line. Maybe you overdid it..... just a bit? Hmmm, maybe not.

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Georgios Venetopoulos 09 April 2014

Intelligent and very well written poem, Val. Thank you for it. G.

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Mark Normand 01 March 2014

You are so right. I think the best thing I have experienced was not having to drink one day. I had tried many times to stop. They all failed and I think I got worse each time. It was after I finally quit trying to stop drinking when the desire and the uncontrollable need to drink just died and one day I woke up at 10: 00 pm one night with money in my pocket and I realized I had forgotten to buy some booze before the store closed. I chose to go back to sleep instead of rushing to to store. This had never happened before. I take a few sips off of a beer like once every few months or so just because a group of people told me I could not do it without drinking all day and ending up drunk the way I was. Those people and those meetings were the reason I was such a bad drunk. All of the conditions they put on our drinking are what gives the booze so much power Every time they said I couldn't drink I got an overwhelming desire to drink. If someone got paid to follow you around all day and night. and tell you you had to drink a certain number of drinks every hour and they handed you the drinks you would rebel and refuse to drink because they wanted you to. If they told you you could not drink instead you would be sneaking around and plotting how to get drunk. I remember all of the days like the ones in your poem. The days of youth. I will take the easy way now though.I used to drink a case and a half of beer by myself and wake up 6 hours later and run three miles and do an hour and a half of working out almost every other day when I was in the navy. I never went on a ship I was in another part of the navy. How did I ever do it? Take it easy

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Juan Olivarez 25 February 2014

Ha, I love it. Especially that spot of port.

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Hazel Durham 23 February 2014

Great rhyming Val and very funny to read!

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Dinesan Madathil 23 February 2014

Please, don`t drink like this, Valreie Or else Please, drink less oftener.. Diane, so you too drink like this!

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