Why Am I So Fat? Poem by Cowboy Ron Williams
Why Am I So Fat?
Why am I so fat?
Someone please answer that.
Could it be all the cakes
I eat, and the ice cream shakes?
I like my foods deep-fried,
and gobble them with pride.
I never fail to buy
some cookies or a pie.
Whenever it is handy,
I gorge myself on candy.
Nobody need reply.
I know the reason why.
Kim Barney and you are happy with your diet---as for me, Chocolate Cake forever [too bad I can no longer eat it} enjoyed your humor, my friend
Thanks for your comment, Susan. Why can you no longer eat chocolate cake? That is sad!
I seem to have a similar problem. I am on a see food diet. I see food and I eat it.
Ha! a see food diet. That's funny! Thanks for commenting, Kim.
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What Americans DON'T like their food 'deep-fried'? ? ? Ever here of deep-fried Snickers