Professor Poetry Hound

Professor Poetry Hound Poems

1. My Confession 9/29/2006
2. Thank You For Blocking My View 11/4/2009
3. Molecule Of Christ 7/13/2010
4. Slug 5/28/2013
5. Thanks For The Sack 9/23/2013
6. God Has Priorities 11/27/2014
7. Speaking In Tongues 8/24/2010
8. Don'T Give Any Money To God 11/29/2014
9. Watching The Crucifiction From The Sidelines 7/21/2010
10. Viva Las Vegas! 7/15/2008
11. Hey Proselytizer! 5/31/2006
12. Time Machine 2/6/2006
13. The Youth Counselor 4/29/2006
14. The Sin Of Sloth 11/4/2009
15. Getting All Worked Up 9/21/2006
16. Shark Bait 5/8/2006
17. Merlin 5/11/2006
18. Walking In Circles 4/4/2006
19. Jinxed 2/24/2006
20. Titanic 3/24/2006
21. Trumpets, Part 2 1/25/2006
22. Low-Budget Wrestlemania 3/30/2006
23. Watch Out For Feedback 4/3/2006
24. Shiny Sidewalls 5/23/2006
25. Concussions For Jesus 10/23/2006
26. Angels With Laptops 10/27/2006
27. Gilligan 5/31/2006
28. Hell On Earth 6/18/2006
29. Sunday School Reenactment 9/3/2006
30. The Chump 6/5/2006
31. Sweatin’ To The Scripture 9/30/2006
32. Comb-Over 5/8/2006
33. Spanish Lesson 3/27/2006
34. Hell: The Movie 3/17/2006
35. Robotic 3/21/2006
36. My Woody For Him 3/23/2006
37. Burn A Row House For Christ 4/30/2006
38. Digital Prayers 4/21/2006
39. If I Were God 4/27/2006
40. Coming Through! 9/11/2006

Comments about Professor Poetry Hound

  • Jay Press (12/24/2006 4:58:00 PM)

    i really like your poetry it takes unexspected turns

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  • Maggie Just May (6/5/2006 1:55:00 PM)

    This was such a great idea to embellish and expound upon. Many of us have made fleeting references and allusions to the subject you tackle as your central theme...piety, reality versus perceived reality, etc. However, none of us have worked from such a rich template as you have developed here. I haven't missed many in the series and I would cite 'If I Were God', 'Automobile Insurance', 'Bad a few of the best to date. Great biography page. There is something deliciously existential (Camus' notion of existentialism) about the pasquinades on offer here. Mistakenly, a lot of folks view these pieces as an attack on Christianity or God, losing sight of the fact that they function as attacks on peoples' interpretations of Christianity/ God as much as anything else. None of my comments are a shallow attempt to be nice to you because as you know, I have long considered you a weasel. As this series took flight (or 'ascended into the heavens') ,
    I was envious that I didn't think of your idea first. Now, I keep thinking of lots of things I could do a series on like this but feel that you have left an indelible Poemhunter paw-print that I could not replicate. When your work on this theme is complete, I hope you will make an ebook available for download. Great fun, PoHo.

  • Anna Russell (6/1/2006 5:01:00 PM)

    I'm running out of ways to tell you that you rock - please write something crap so I can change the bloody record!
    Anna xxx

  • Adryan Barnathan (1/27/2006 2:44:00 PM)

    You are so cool....A voice in the wilderness of the reality of rapture...! ! ! !

  • ***** ***** (12/16/2005 6:31:00 PM)

    Love the biography... all of which is, of course, true. Nikhil Parekh can barely aspire to polishing your wordly shoes, oh Lord of all things indefatigable.

  • Dave De Haas (10/11/2005 8:58:00 PM)

    hey there.
    i know i sem to be a really big pain but i enjoy argueing with you.
    i was wondering if you could take a look at some of my poems because i would like to see your insight's of some of them.

  • Rajaram Ramachandran Rajaram Ramachandran (10/8/2005 7:50:00 PM)

    Dear Poetry Hound, Thanks for your comments on my poem 'A bud crushed under the foot.' It is a surprise, you came alive after 1996 just to write a line on this true story. Are you a dead 76 (1996-1920) or alive 51, which one is correct? Please reveal your true identity, as the Poemhunter welcomes you in the open to this forum. Rajaram Ramachandran, Juhu, Mumbai, India.

  • Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler (9/27/2005 4:07:00 PM)

    while Professor Poetry Hound has not submitted a single poem to this website, his comments are a continuous source of inspiration and entertainment!


Best Poem of Professor Poetry Hound

When We Go To Heaven

When we go, do we all have to play harps? If we do,
I'm assuming we'll instantly know how to play them,
right? It's not like we'll have to take lessons or anything,
right? (cause you know what drudgery that can be - all
those scales. Ugh!)

Reason I'm asking is that, well, do you think I might
ask (politely) if I could forego the harp and instead have
a Hammond B3 organ along with the instant ability to
play it? That would be so cool, especially through
Leslie speakers! In real life, the B3 is soooo heavy, but
I figure in heaven I won't have to ...

Read the full of When We Go To Heaven


Do you think God knows what I’m thinking
right now? How about right nnnnnnnnnnow?

It’s pretty amazing to think that he knows
what you and 6 billion other people are
thinking and saying and doing at any given

He’s like a surveillance camera in the sky. Or

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