No matter where I am
No matter what the plan
Knock my noggin for a loop...
Not sure my poise will I recoup
Naive though I may be
Know it's wrong, quite simply...
Not a spanking nor the bottle: my
Knickers are never coming off
'nless in there ants are involved - -
Natch! - - THEN my clothes I'll doff!
'ntil then I'll just keep thinking...
Notice, won't you, that I'm winking
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.I would like to translate this poem