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aztlan CITY OF ANGELZ! (EL MONTE)
JOSE MURGUIA
aztlan CITY OF ANGELZ! (EL MONTE)
Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Toilet Poem..

Rating: 4.1
the toilet is my friend,
we see each other every now and then,
heres where i read and think,
heres where i take a dump and make it stink,
heres a place i can get away,
i use it now and everyday,
the toilet is a useful tool,
just think of it as a pool,
the toilet can keep secrets it will hush,
you can use it but don't forget to flush,
it's a place i can use when im sick from my stomach,
or when i drink too much and i have to vomit,
the toilet also has feelings,
so make sure you're bathroom has a fan in the ceilings,
the toilet hates when you take a big dump,
do too much and you'll have to use a pump,
the toilet will always be my friend,
we will see each other every now and then.

1/30/2009
Copyright ©2009 Jose Murguia
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COMMENTS
Sans Serif 11 September 2009
Lmao. By far one of the funniest poems I've ever read. I'ma have to frame it and put it over my toilet.
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~ Jon London ~ 03 September 2009
This would be a very entertaining read framed in a bathroom....It kind of says...............I spent a penny to sit and think but all I've done is s*** and stink. Great poem...thanks for the smile...I need it today
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Daniel Blevins 03 September 2009
ahah nice poem, i bet you wrote this while on the toilet: P ~
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Ana Sanchez 31 August 2009
Very Interesting...but true
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NoName DeletedAccount 20 August 2009
ewww datz a gross poem..but in a way its a good 1 haha
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Nic Leisure 20 August 2009
lol nice work......10
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Miranda Van Yperen 19 August 2009
YUCK! ! ! ! ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUNNNY! ! :)
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A Lifetime Of Fame 16 August 2009
Wow! That s*** is funny!
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A Lifetime Of Fame 16 August 2009
Wow! That Iis funny!
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Madeley Gutierrez 14 August 2009
nice, very very funny. a lot of meaning just to be a toilet.10!
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