The Toilet Poem.. Poem by JOSE MURGUIA
The Toilet Poem..
the toilet is my friend,
we see each other every now and then,
heres where i read and think,
heres where i take a dump and make it stink,
heres a place i can get away,
i use it now and everyday,
the toilet is a useful tool,
just think of it as a pool,
the toilet can keep secrets it will hush,
you can use it but don't forget to flush,
it's a place i can use when im sick from my stomach,
or when i drink too much and i have to vomit,
the toilet also has feelings,
so make sure you're bathroom has a fan in the ceilings,
the toilet hates when you take a big dump,
do too much and you'll have to use a pump,
the toilet will always be my friend,
we will see each other every now and then.
1/30/2009
Copyright ©2009 Jose Murguia
wow i never read a poem about a toilet like dat be4.... dats funny
LOL! I love it great interpitations. It very strange and weird lol but thats y i like it. You have great thoughts.
Lmao. By far one of the funniest poems I've ever read. I'ma have to frame it and put it over my toilet.
This would be a very entertaining read framed in a bathroom....It kind of says...............I spent a penny to sit and think but all I've done is s*** and stink. Great poem...thanks for the smile...I need it today
ahah nice poem, i bet you wrote this while on the toilet: P ~
ewww datz a gross poem..but in a way its a good 1 haha
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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7/1/2022 9:29:17 AM # 1.0.0.991
Wow! That s*** is funny!