The Toilet Poem..

the toilet is my friend,
we see each other every now and then,
heres where i read and think,
heres where i take a dump and make it stink, heres a place i can get away,
i use it now and everyday,
the toilet is a useful tool,
just think of it as a pool,
the toilet can keep secrets it will hush,
you can use it but don't forget to flush,
it's a place i can use when im sick from my stomach,
or when i drink too much and i have to vomit,
the toilet also has feelings,
so make sure you're bathroom has a fan in the ceilings,
the toilet hates when you take a big dump,
do too much and you'll have to use a pump,
the toilet will always be my friend,
we will see each other every now and then.

1/30/2009
Copyright ©2009 Jose Murguia