Chuck Audette

Rookie - 59 Points (Poetry Hell, Vermont)

Things To Not Do When Bored - Poem by Chuck Audette

made me quite irate
so I ate my watch
to demonstrate
I had panache
as a trait

but now
I find
I'm afraid
I can't unwind
and I'm in
a real bind
for how
to 'pass' the time!

Comments about Things To Not Do When Bored by Chuck Audette

  • Adeline Foster (1/10/2012 3:26:00 PM)

    I like it, I like it. More fun with puns. You do it well.
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  • (5/25/2007 7:03:00 PM)

    This one reads like a Monty Python sketch. Incredibly silly and bright as a button. love, Allie xxxx (Report) Reply

  • (5/9/2007 5:07:00 AM)

    I suppose that you will have to watch ,
    ... and see how things come out!
    ... only time will tell!

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  • (11/14/2006 12:19:00 PM)

    what to say? liked it - a lot. (Report) Reply

  • (8/9/2006 1:29:00 PM)

    Chuck...I'm not certain watch your talking about...time flies when you're having pun! ! Awesome poem...I had a Chuck-le. LOL (sorry...can't stop myself!)
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  • (8/9/2006 6:37:00 AM)

    I believe I saw the earlier pim version and loved that, but second time around, it's even better! Your poems are guaranteed to put a smile on my face. (OK just a couple of puns there!) Justine. (Report) Reply

  • (8/8/2006 7:52:00 AM)

    Nice timing, but not too keen on the second movement?
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  • (8/7/2006 9:33:00 PM)

    I don't know how you come up with such witty verses. You must be in a different time zone. (Report) Reply

  • (8/7/2006 8:37:00 PM)

    You can look on the bright side, if it glows in the dark.............................. hee!
    Take your time, Chuck - it will all come out in the end........................ haw!
    Larfing the hours away, thanks to you! Est : ]
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  • Brian Dorn (8/7/2006 6:30:00 PM)

    Chuck, I hope it was a Timex, they take a licking and keep on ticking. But, seriously, you have no more need for a watch, this poem is timeless! ! Great write! !
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  • (8/7/2006 5:40:00 PM)

    Hee hee hee gro-an hee hee. Love to see you posing a new one Chuck! Just don't go chasing Captain Hook!
    Anna xxx
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Poem Submitted: Monday, August 7, 2006

Poem Edited: Monday, August 23, 2010

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