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Hair Between My Toes.............. [very Short; Humor; Eccentric Individual]

Rating: 3.8

I've got a lot of hair I hide...BENEATH my clothes,
not the least of which is...the hair BETWEEN my toes.
You may think it STRANGE I've got hair between my toes,
but what MY friends think is strange...IS that i wear clothes.
Perhaps someday soon...I'll have that toe hair WOVEN....
into socks to cover all FOUR.....of my big hooves (cloven) .

(February 17,2014)

Monday, February 17, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: evolution,hair
a young PH friend [Goldheart Bird] was saying she couldn't think of a subject for her next poem. i suggested the 'hair between her toes'. well, she thought that was funny! hmmpph! that made me think that I should write the poem, so i DID! :) bri

good thing i look at the poems AFTER submitting them! i had submitted as 'Hair Between My Clothes'.
Valsa George 18 February 2014

Hi Bri So you call yourself an eccentric individual...! ! Don't say you have hair all over you... the followers of Darwin will abduct you and strip you to prove that there are still people evolving out of oran-utan!

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Kanav Justa 01 March 2014

hair bw your toes like a tree it grows, , , and now everyone knows you have hair bw your toes..: P

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Goldheart Bird 20 February 2014

Hahaha, well if we have hair to hide (I got hair too, on my arm, yuck) that will be the reson we wear clothes. A little dumb of me hu? XD

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Cassandra James 17 March 2018

That was so funny, I laughed so hard. Thanks Bri Edwards

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Laurie Van Der Hart 28 September 2017

Gave me a good laugh, Bri! So you're eccentric? That's probably why we get along... A cloven hoof, cleft hoof, divided hoof or split hoof is a hoof split into two toes. This is found on members of the mammalian order Artiodactyla. Examples of mammals that possess this type of hoof are cattle, deer, antelopes, gazelles, goats, and sheep. So - you're a goat, gazelle or a sheep?

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Stuart Munro 10 June 2017

Bri I wish I had hair between the toes, You lucky lucky person, some people would dream of that Stuart toenails Munro, , added to my list

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Cassandra Jasmine 05 March 2014

Really, Bri? Hair? Between your toes? That's the best you got? So silly! Where did you get that idea? Oh right, thanks to my sister, you're writing about toes and hair! Still, gave me a good laugh.: P

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Beach Girl 04 March 2014

Oh my gosh Bri, where do you get this stuff lol! ! !

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