Spike Milligan

(16 April 1918 – 27 February 2002 / Ahmednagar)

The Lion - Poem by Spike Milligan

If you're attacked by a Lion
Find fresh underpants to try on
Lay on the ground quite still
Pretend you are very ill
Keep like that day after day
Perhaps the lion will go away


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Poem Submitted: Friday, January 3, 2003



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