The Lion Poem by Spike Milligan

The Lion

Rating: 3.6


If you're attacked by a Lion
Find fresh underpants to try on
Lay on the ground quite still
Pretend you are very ill
Keep like that day after day
Perhaps the lion will go away

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Rajnish Manga 26 October 2017

Quite an amusing poem. By the way, I will take care in a similar situation. Thanks a lot.

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Mahtab Bangalee 26 October 2018

pretense, sometimes, help to save own life /// great

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Anil Kumar Panda 26 October 2018

Hahahaha..really! ! That is a very nice suggestion. Funny and entertaining. Enjoyed.

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M Asim Nehal 01 August 2016

Very difficult to predict the nature of a carnivorous like lion.

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Edward Kofi Louis 26 October 2017

A lion! ! With the muse of your style. Thanks for sharing.

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Anevil10 11 January 2021

Very good poem it helps us to survive a lion good

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Suryendu Chaudhury 14 October 2020

The note is one of both humour and satire.

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Mehta Hasmukh Amathalal 27 October 2019

NICE POEM.. CLEAR 10 God sees the reason the efforts and the dedication of a person life is very much open for us to create a beautiful scene Hasmukh Mehta .poemhunter

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Mahtab Bangalee 26 October 2019

act- you are dead before the killer ruler you'll be safe! ! ! ! Acting (flattering) saves from the tyrant ruler! ! !

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Dr Antony Theodore 26 October 2019

Lay on the ground quite still Pretend you are very ill Keep like that day after day.. very interesting.. tony

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