The Stupid Superbowl Poem by Mary Nagy
The Stupid Superbowl
Today they eat the nachos
they sit and ''shoot the bull''.
There never is a shortage
of a spare finger to pull!
They seem to just go crazy
like they are not all there!
They just don't seem to realize
I REALLY DO NOT CARE!
Maybe it's un-American
to not enjoy the game
but I'm just not impressed at all
by all this football fame!
They sit and count the money
they're surely going to win
but, their team needs a touchdown...
Oh, here we go again!
When I ask him ''who is playing? ''
He says I have no soul!
Is it my fault I don't go nuts
for the stupid SUPERBOWL! ? !
Mary, if you didn't watch the Superbowl, you missed Mick Jagger dancing around and singing Satisfaction at half-time. I must say there's something a little creepy about a 60-year old singing an adolescent anthem, especially as if he means it.
No need to apologize Mary. Not all of us have the urge to pick a day to act like idiots over a pigskin fight. Rusty
I like sports all sports darling, shame girls are the way they are? :) Kiss HUG dave xxxx
Hi Mary, great poem, I'll bet there are thousands out there feel the same, keep them coming: -))
Mary, definitely the best anti-superbowl piece (of any kind) I've ever read, soooooo clever and funny! ! Brian
I have no use for football, but I dug seeing the Stones at half-time.
This is quite okay. Don't write about soccer that way, please. Fun poem. Best H
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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I will apologize in advance if this offends any football fans. I don't really HATE it, I just have no interest. (Same thing huh?) Sincerely, Mary