A Dream.Mmm Lover Poem by Esther Leclerc
A Dream.Mmm Lover
Defenseless I lay, cuddled up snugly in bed;
I'd done nothing to invite his appearance in my head
Except to drink in the danger of manic eyes
Earlier in the flickering light of his odd-guy guise.
I love the way he pretends to be something he is not;
That only I know the truth is a great turn-on.
His fake hysteria and nervous tics ties my gut in knots.
When he shows that toothy grin I am way far gone!
Arresting me with commanding tones so moonshiney smooth,
Adam's apple bobbing high as he jerks and 'grooves'.
Whipping out that gun (unloaded) , what an apt metaphor
For sex appeal, raw-boned and real - - Ooo, he's never a bore.
So calm down, baby... c'mon, honey... show me what you got!
Let's rip off that uniform - - I'll wear jussst your hat.
And what if you're skinny, just gimme that open-mouthed stare - -
Dear Don Knotts, I love you... Ohhh Lawdy, I declare!
Hmmm. Don Knotts - stud muffin. This may take some processing. Whatever lights you boat or floats your lamp. Thanks for a very entertaining read!
Go E! ! ! ! Laughing.... a well-written, entertaining, dreamy, funny, free-spirited piece. A grand read to lift the mood! t x
oh lord... LMAO, Esther! truly, your twist endings NEVER dissappoint. keep them coming, lady!
Occasionally we stumble across things that make us have to change our drawers, and this one did it for me! Here I was searching for some sweet, toothsome delight full of a sensual dream..........and I got DON KNOTTS? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! You crack me up!
The Impossible Dream My Dulcinea could only be If I were Daddy to Lil Opie Perhaps my love could only be The Svelte and lovely dear Aunt Bea
Esther, I was reading that wacky Danny Reynolds, and your name kept coming up with nice entertaining comments! I suppose that I never even considered just how warped that you really could be! - - - not even Andy? Well, at least you are not a Floyd groupie! (Forget that I just said that) !
Esther, I had to read it twice because it was even better when you knew the punchline in advance.4HA's, Robert
I definately laughed out loud! Don Knotts in bed...a surprise! Fun read!
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12/5/2025 2:17:00 AM # 1.0.0
Ok, I'm whistling the the theme song now with a huge smile on my face..wonderful Esther. All the best, Diane