In A Bind (An Ode To The Wedgie) Poem by Chuck Audette

My sides are now hurting from laughing so much.....absolutely brilliant! still grinning, Justine.

Absolute cl(ass) Chuck. As we say over here, you crease me up, but not literally! Rabbii Burns gives an excellent 10.

Hi Chuck. It's Barbara* here. Just another follower from P.com. This is perhaps the funniest 'poem' I have ever read! I laughed until I cried. Where do you find all this material? I hope this one truly is not from a real life experience-but it did CRACK me up! I have always enjoyed your submissions on P.com and will continue to do so here. Regards, Barbara Attaway...I'm posted here too, now.

HAW HAW HAWWWWWWWWWWW! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! How have I missed this one in all my visits? ! ? I'm dying here and I haven't even had breakfast, Chuck - may I have a last meal first, please? ? ? ! I sure hope that everything came out all right in the end............................................! HEE-larious and I'm going to memorize this one, just because. Thank you for great big grins! Esther : ]

Your mind is a wonder Who knows how it works. It' full of all manner of spazms and quirks. I doubt if there's danger, although any day the men in the white coats may take you away!

I'm wiggling and walking I'm so full of wind Come out brown for talking My undies get binned

Chuck, I was going to make a comment here, but, I don't feel remiss, I paid attention to my senses, No, I'm not touching this! B.V.A.

Painfully funny. Better off going commando. Oh, hang on, you might lose your trousers! Ez

LOL...loved this one Chuck...maybe this should have been for your first reading...LOL.. Hugs, Dee