Well, my wife may make MINOR mistakes....
.....when cake, or pie, or Samosa she bakes.
But once she set our poor dog, Joe, on fire;
the stove burner was, alas, his funeral pyre!
(December....26....2017)
In Nagaland, a north east state in India, roasted dog is a delicacy! But they won't do this 'cruelty' to their family dog!
My family thinks I am a dreadful cook- -I have got to show them this! I burn meals but I've yet to roast the family dog, cat, or goldfish! Hahahaha!
I didn't know Japanese cooked Samosa's. And least you saved on cremation expenses: -)
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Of course, in China, they eat dogs- generally cooked in black bean sauce. Yummy!