The Lie That Is Bri Edwards.... [ Don't Believe A Word I Say; Tongue-In-Cheek? ] Poem by Bri Edwards
The Lie That Is Bri Edwards.... [ Don't Believe A Word I Say; Tongue-In-Cheek? ]
You think you know this fine poet, Bri,
but don't believe it.I'll tell you why:
I'm NOT the handsome dude you all love,
and I've not come....from Heaven above!
"My" photo's of an actor, NOT famous.
I'm NOT J.C., Moses, or even an Amos.
I've NOT been wed thrice, .... not even once.
I'm NOT real smart; I'm truly a true dunce.
I do NOT eat ice cream.NO, NOT ever.
I'm NOT witty, NOT even a bit clever.
My writing's NOT funny.Believe, you, me!
NOR is it serious!I'll NOT.. deceive thee.
I have NOT worked a single day in my life,
and I'm ALWAYS happy.I deal with NO strife!
I don't give a D-A-M-N how you all write.
Poor grammar?NO problem!I'll NOT fight...
...to make corrections/suggestions.Golly, NO.
However YOU write, I will 'go with YOUR flow'.
But the biggest lie of my poor life is THIS:
I'm the biggest 'lyingist' poet here.[Kiss, kiss! ! ]
(August....14...2019)
Your writing is not at all funny. We know that you speak truth. Tongue cannot be put on cheek. This poem is very wonderfully penned...10
Reversal and dispersal life is what it is I think therefore I write BUT the right is all there. truth is dispensable we all hide in between the lines and lies so here you sit amongst liers and cheats warm ourselves at hells gate.We have been found out mate Great write enjoyed.
An easy legend, yet hard to believe. For all that, even if there were no such a person, he had to be invented. Munchausen is not a real, but a fictional person. But we do believe. We can't be fooled. For that, as I may seem, you don't deserve ice cream.
As always..... you confound us in confusion! You are mistaken if you assume that we have believed all that you have said.....! We know that there is not an iota of truth in what you say......! Don't worry.....! You are excused as we are all liers......! However you are interesting!
Lies in disguise? You, whether truth or lie, are a poet who is truly intriguing, entertaining and doggone funny! And, I may add, make me smile every time.
I am a bit confused.I was thinking to take a big pack of icecream for you when I will go to visit you.Now you tell you do not eat icecream- - - - - -! ! ! ! Enjoyed the poem very much.
'Opposite' Bri. Seems quite the character. There's a rather obvious one-liner in your poem's closing. The cunning will refrain....
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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4/30/2024 2:42:34 AM # 1.0.0.1119
A truth or a lie, Bri entertains from both sides.