Why Are You So Fat? Poem by Cowboy Ron Williams

Why Are You So Fat?

Rating: 4.5

Why are you so fat?
My love, please answer that.
Could it be all the cakes
you eat, and the ice cream shakes?

Whenever it is handy,
you gorge yourself on candy.
Oh, you need not reply.
I know the reason why.

Friday, August 4, 2023
Topic(s) of this poem: candy
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
Inspired by the title of a fine poem by Jayne Louise Davies called 'Why are you so far? ' Please go read her poem. Thanks, Jayne!
COMMENTS OF THE POEM

Gorgeous

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Kim Barney 04 August 2023

Thanks for the laugh, Cowboy! Five stars!

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Bri Edwards 05 August 2023

5 (count 'em) ....five stars. Good one, as is usually the case, Ron. ;) bri

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Jayne Louise Davies 05 August 2023

Love it Ron : ) You're welcome x

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LeeAnn Azzopardi 05 August 2023

lol Cowboy i just love it

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Dr Dillip K Swain 05 August 2023

Wonderful....but that one is far but this one is fat

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Belle Wassermeister 04 August 2023

I can't help it. It's not my fault. It's in my genetics. All my fat is in my jeans --- oops, I mean genes.

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