Bill Cantrell


The Holy Grail Of Diets - Poem by Bill Cantrell

Take away the carrot sticks, olives, mushrooms too
Stupid cauliflower or boring veggie stew
Open up the windows and let some sunshine in
Set the kitchen table and let my day begin with...
Sausage, gravy, fatback, with a couple eggs
The smell of bacon frying will make a noble beg
Half a dozen pancakes with much butter in between,
An old man needs his fiber, don't ask me what I mean
The sounding of the dinnerbell, hunger setting in,
Chicken backs, necks and thighs, please leave on the skin!
Pork and beans without the beans and steak with crispy fat
Hot wings must be breaded if you want me coming back
Yes, The holy Grail of diets, I cherish every bite
A man needs more than food for thought to quench his appetite
So pass the steak and gravy and bring my favorite brew
And if your diet is different,
Then bring your veggie stew

Topic(s) of this poem: humor


Poet's Notes about The Poem

Just a funny stupid poem

Comments about The Holy Grail Of Diets by Bill Cantrell

  • Susan Williams (12/16/2016 4:21:00 PM)


    Bill. How could you? What did I ever do to you? Now my stomach is growling like a famished shark and I want to devour an entire restaurant. AAARGH! ! ! I love your sense of humor- -love it better when you don't mention food.... you know what I think I hear some chicken in the refrig calling my name... excuse me, I got some chicken wrangling to do.... a perfect 10 on this culinary piece of art! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, December 15, 2016

Poem Edited: Monday, February 6, 2017


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