Terry Mar

A Redneck Valentine - Poem by Terry Mar

I am a redneck
I own a pickup truck
I live in a mobile home
at times, I have no luck

I search for a Valentine
to give my affection to
Now not trying to excite
but that person could be you

You must enjoy hunting
and love catching fish
Answer yes to both
and you're quite a dish

Can you skin a hog
scale pan fish or filet a bass
Can you pressure clean my home
start the mower and cut the grass

Can you hoe my garden
you must be able to patch fence
And should you whack your thumb
keep going, with only a slight wince

You may think what I ask
is simply not worth your time
Remember, I am searching
for a redneck Valentine

Terry M

Comments about A Redneck Valentine by Terry Mar

  • Valerie Dohren (2/8/2013 1:53:00 PM)

    Hope you find her Terry, but I think not from your list of requirements! ! Very amusing write. (Report) Reply

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  • Heather Wilson (2/7/2013 3:41:00 PM)

    Brilliant Terry, hope you find her, she sure will be some girl, - keep looking she`s bound to be out there somewhere,
    it`s not like it`s a tall order, skinning that hog could be a problem though, ha, ha.
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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, February 6, 2013

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