s./j. goldner

Rookie (March 2nd,1984 / USA)

Assed Out

Poem by s./j. goldner

When you put your ass
into a poem
People know it.

When you don’t
People know it.

To know your ass
or not
To know your ass

That is the question.


Comments about Assed Out by s./j. goldner

  • Yoni AssisYoni Assis (6/28/2010 11:52:00 PM)

    Ha, so true...people *do* know it. You'll be published one day, or it'll be a miscarriage of justice.(Report)Reply

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  • Ridge Cahill (12/18/2008 4:27:00 AM)

    There are so many faces of you, and this is just one example of that. You had me laughing.(Report)Reply

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  • XXxxKimberleyxxXX .. (11/24/2008 8:40:00 PM)

    nice poem :) i like it it is better than my poems(Report)Reply

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  • Roger Cornish (11/2/2008 7:06:00 AM)

    Profound statement....
    Great Imagery....
    Rx(Report)Reply

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  • Thomas Kurkoski (10/4/2008 6:24:00 PM)

    So very true...so very true...
    Cheers,
    Thomas(Report)Reply

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  • ngaio beckngaio beck (8/21/2008 4:16:00 PM)

    And where it begins and where it ends.(Without getting too close.) .(Report)Reply

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  • James B. Earley (8/13/2008 9:13:00 AM)

    You are one brilliant philosopher..........and.....so very young! Excellent.(Report)Reply

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  • Greenwolfe 1962 (6/16/2008 3:45:00 PM)

    Such insight, are you a gymnast?
    Or has someone else revealed this to you?
    HeHe!

    GW62(Report)Reply

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  • Tony Fiona (4/21/2008 11:38:00 AM)

    Ah the gentle sweet curve of ass
    round or flat one must know their ass(Report)Reply

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  • I AM SOOO OUT OF HERE (2/28/2008 10:22:00 AM)

    I am so loving your poetry!
    Best to you sweets!
    ~The Walrus~(Report)Reply

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  • shel cope (2/13/2008 3:41:00 PM)

    Gets my vote for masthead on the ph home page...LoL...says it all(Report)Reply

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  • Shayne M (2/11/2008 9:32:00 AM)

    LoL....True...I'll Go With: To Know Your Ass....(Report)Reply

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  • Hans OstromHans Ostrom (11/4/2007 10:59:00 PM)

    I like this one a lot, among others. Good luck with the writing.(Report)Reply

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  • Con Nie (10/20/2007 3:05:00 AM)

    Good one. Sincerely, Connie Webb(Report)Reply

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  • Stug Jordan (4/9/2007 5:35:00 AM)

    Thanks for this one, S. I have a horrible habit of putting other's asses in my poems, and not knowing what to do with mine. Is this just about your ass or can it apply to mine too? Good one. Makes me think about asses. S x(Report)Reply

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  • Jerry Hughes (3/2/2007 12:42:00 AM)

    ...clever write Sus, as long a people don't think you're getting too assified?(Report)Reply

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  • Ted Sheridan (2/15/2007 7:52:00 AM)

    Now why couldn't I come up with that one?(Report)Reply

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  • Mick Tomlinson (2/2/2007 10:50:00 AM)

    our sense of humor and mindsets are uncannily similar... this poem made me LOL.(Report)Reply

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  • Randy Resh (12/23/2006 10:45:00 PM)

    head, heart and ass; -) ! thanx for reminding us.(Report)Reply

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  • Tailor BellTailor Bell (11/23/2006 1:29:00 PM)

    read this back when I joined PH. here it is again, and truer now once round the bin. a gamble of sorts. smart and strong piece, Sus. -Tailor(Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, July 27, 2006

Poem Edited: Thursday, August 19, 2010