I'm Normal Now Poem by Cowboy Ron Williams

I'm Normal Now

Rating: 5.0

Hey, back when I was just a kid,
I used to mix up things I did.
To my first grade teacher's surprise,
I dotted my t's and crossed my i's.

Then growing up there on the farm,
most things did not cause too much harm.

I milked all the chickens,
got eggs from the cow,
then slopped the horse
and rode the sow.

I butted the goat,
and that was such fun,
but he gave a mean look
and I had to run.

I could tell you that now
I lead a normal life,
but take my word for it
--- just don't ask my wife!

Woke up in a silly mood today. For me, that is normal.
Cowboy Ron Williams 10 August 2021

Once again, Poem Hunter has added some line breaks where they do not belong!

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LeeAnn Azzopardi 10 August 2021

Once again Cowboy, you have put a smile on my face and a joy in my heart

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Kim Barney 10 August 2021

Amazing the things you could do back then! How did the chicken milk and cow eggs taste?

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Susan Williams 30 September 2021

Cowboy, I read the first two lines and was hooked. I love your humor but I also love your serious work--you can handle either very well indeed!

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Belle Wassermeister 20 August 2021

You are far from normal old man. Abnormal is the right description.

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Smoky Hoss 13 August 2021

Great one pard; believe me, I understand! ! !

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Sylvia Frances Chan 11 August 2021

I have a smallest error here, the word must be HILARIOUS, thank you!

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Sylvia Frances Chan 11 August 2021

Beautiful end rhymes and so entertaning this hilraious poem.5 Stars full for you, Ron

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