Hey, back when I was just a kid,
I used to mix up things I did.
To my first grade teacher's surprise,
I dotted my t's and crossed my i's.
Then growing up there on the farm,
most things did not cause too much harm.
I milked all the chickens,
got eggs from the cow,
then slopped the horse
and rode the sow.
I butted the goat,
and that was such fun,
but he gave a mean look
and I had to run.
I could tell you that now
I lead a normal life,
but take my word for it
--- just don't ask my wife!
Once again Cowboy, you have put a smile on my face and a joy in my heart
Amazing the things you could do back then! How did the chicken milk and cow eggs taste?
Cowboy, I read the first two lines and was hooked. I love your humor but I also love your serious work--you can handle either very well indeed!
You are far from normal old man. Abnormal is the right description.
I have a smallest error here, the word must be HILARIOUS, thank you!
Beautiful end rhymes and so entertaning this hilraious poem.5 Stars full for you, Ron
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Once again, Poem Hunter has added some line breaks where they do not belong!