Linda Bella Wassermeister
My Daffy Dictionary - Poem by Linda Bella Wassermeister
Yale. A Swedish prison.
Smelling salts. Sailors with B. O.
Incongruous. Where they make laws.
Moderate. A guy who makes enemies right and left.
Sad case. A dozen empties.
Psychologist.One who, when a beautiful girl enters the room, watches everyone else.
Texas. Miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles.
Jacks or better. What it takes to open bus windows.
Will. A dead giveaway.
Organ recital. Old people discussing their operations.
Knapsack. A sleeping bag.
Panhandler. An intern.
Cannibal. A guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.
Arch criminal. A guy who robs shoe stores.
Stagnation. A country without women.
Perpetual motion. A cow drinking milk.
Operetta. A girl who works for the telephone company.
Marriage license bureau. The two-dollar window where everybody loses.
Bigamist. An Italian fog.
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