dave sherratt

Rookie - 18 Points (29 june 1965 / newcastle under lyme)

Imponderables - Poem by dave sherratt

Why is an alarm clock going off, even tho' it's actually on?
Electricity from electrons, morality from morons?
A bulldog crossed with a shizu, i'll leave you to it
And what colour does a smurf go if we choked it?
Where in the rhyme does it say humpty was an egg?
Pluto on all fours, goofy on two legs?
Pencil No.2 so popular, so why is it No.2?
We have to stop and collect, so why is it called a drive thru?
A why are softballs so dam hard?
Ans shakespear in a pub, is he instantly bard?
Do we tell the truth, when we lie in bed?
And winzip files, when they're undone, go very red?
Does geronimo shout 'me' jumping from a plane?
Falling cats and dogs, when it starts to rain?
An 18 hour bra, so what is it on the 19th hour?
And why does march, bring us april showers?
A full chess set from a pawn shop?
Do clowns wear really big socks?
Did noah keep bees in an archive?
Does a cat count their nine lives?
Needles sterilized before a lethal injection?
A man stood up, has an horizontal, not an erection?
What happens when we get scared half to death, twice?
Why can we bite thru vanilla ice?
Are part time band leaders called semi conductors?
We press harder on a remote, to make it work more?


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Poem Submitted: Friday, December 14, 2007

Poem Edited: Saturday, April 30, 2011


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