WES Vogler

Gold Star - 78,740 Points (May 3 1930 / Vancouver BC Canada)

(limerick') Love Them Country Gals - Poem by WES Vogler

'May I sit on your right hand for dinner? '
'Well ain't you the cute little sinner.
I'll NEED it for eatin',
But don't go a-bleatin',
Jest hold it a while. You're a winner.'

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Topic(s) of this poem: funny, people

Form: Limerick


Comments about (limerick') Love Them Country Gals by WES Vogler

  • Kelly Kurt (11/22/2015 8:52:00 AM)


    Literalism can lead to punnyness. Thanks for the grin, Wes (Report) Reply

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  • Rajnish Manga (11/22/2015 5:03:00 AM)


    From sinner to a winner in 10 seconds flat is the force of a Limerick..... It deserves a 10/10
    Jest hold it a while. You're a winner.' Thanks.
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    Wes Vogler Wes Vogler (11/22/2015 5:14:00 AM)

    This ain't no joke. I'm glad you spoke. Capish, Rajnish?

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, November 22, 2015

Poem Edited: Tuesday, March 15, 2016


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