WES Vogler

Gold Star - 80,307 Points (May 3 1930 / Vancouver BC Canada)

(limerick) The Sneeze Of My Wife Alas - Poem by WES Vogler

I'm recording the sneeze of my wife.
(How often the rhyme here is 'strife.')
Needing grounds for divorce,
'Twould insure it, of course,
When the judge heard the SCREECH of his life.

(and yet I love her still)

Topic(s) of this poem: fun, judgement, marriage, people

Form: Limerick


Comments about (limerick) The Sneeze Of My Wife Alas by WES Vogler

  • Rajnish Manga (1/18/2016 10:26:00 PM)


    Fantastic one. Recording the sneeze for a noble purpose. Now, the verdict hangs on the impact of screech. Very nice, lovely and funny. Thanks. (Report) Reply

    Wes Vogler Wes Vogler (1/18/2016 11:32:00 PM)

    She is able to laugh at this limerick

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  • Kelly Kurt (1/18/2016 9:44:00 PM)


    I must admit, that when I'm by myself (The vast majority of my time) my sneezes rattle the duct work.: -) (Report) Reply

    Wes Vogler Wes Vogler (1/18/2016 11:30:00 PM)

    Ah but does your sneeze shatter glass

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Poem Submitted: Monday, January 18, 2016



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