Kelly Kurt

Gold Star - 193,815 Points (1/14/1958 / Cedar Rapids Iowa)

Wrong Career Path (Limerick) - Poem by Kelly Kurt

Count Dracula became a new hire
For the Eureka vacuum empire
But walking door to door
In daylight is a chore
It really sucks to be a vampire

Topic(s) of this poem: life

Form: Limerick


Comments about Wrong Career Path (Limerick) by Kelly Kurt

  • (1/16/2016 11:30:00 PM)


    What an imagination!
    I know that the job market if tough today, but a vampire selling vacuums.....
    Didn't get the daylight bit at first, but later realized it's not a vampire's best time.
    Found this work remarkably clever.
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    Kelly Kurt Kelly Kurt (1/17/2016 1:57:00 AM)

    Both vacuums and vampires suck. I'm glad this limerick didn't. : -)

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  • Pamela Sinicrope (1/16/2016 5:35:00 PM)


    yes, it sucks! Thanks for sharing another one Kelly! (Report) Reply

    Pamela Sinicrope Pamela Sinicrope (1/16/2016 7:17:00 PM)

    Just to clarify....I meant that it sucks to be a vampire....not that your poem sucks! ;)

    Kelly Kurt Kelly Kurt (1/16/2016 7:11:00 PM)

    I wish I knew how this kind of nonsense pops into my head.: -)
    I long to write the great poem, the piece that will both touch and educate, and be remembered. Then this comes out instead.

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, January 16, 2016



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