very lost


4/12/05 5.17am - Poem by very lost

I don't want to be American
I think I'm Scottish but no one
seems to know what that is
I didn't love my mama
I want to take a knife to
all those silicone implants
This sounds like a bitch
Life's a bitch
Need I say more?
Well I'm gonna

I didn't vote for this government
I never vote for any government
Will that cause disruption?
-Good!
I have never met the royals
but i could tell you their
height
weight
and what they had for breakfast
How I smiled when the princes
got thro university
Some of my friends can't spell
unilerstivy
Am I a bad person if I don't want to work?
Does anyone want to work?
I pay money weekly to the royal family
I'm still waiting to know why
&
Why can't I afford to eat healthily?
McDonalds makes shit burgers
KFC was denied the use of the word 'chicken'
I like my singers to sing

Presently
I'm without
home
job
or money
Yet i'm still eligible for a credit card
But not a council house
For
I've never
used a needle
Nor speak with an accent

I've sold products without knowing
what they were &
learned to hate the customer
for computer errors
Whatever happened to solar power?
I never went to school but
can name many stars in the
unilerstivy
I never knew any blacks till i saw an anti-racism advert
Why shouldn't souldiers be tortured?
Are there rules to war? ? ?
Mariah Carey's gettin' whiter
So's J-Lo
then there's Michael
But whose the President of France?

Why do people commit suicide?
How long's a piece of string?
-A piece of string is twice the
distance from the middle to its end
I should take a teacher training course
I could take a teacher training course
Kids don't know why Santa's red
Am I the only one who fell thro the net?


Comments about 4/12/05 5.17am by very lost

  • (1/17/2006 8:26:00 AM)


    what a tremendous poem. (Report) Reply

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  • (12/28/2005 8:12:00 AM)


    Very good it all came out so well.
    All the best
    Ian
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  • (12/14/2005 12:14:00 PM)


    liked this, a rant worth the posting, good un' (Report) Reply

  • (12/14/2005 10:58:00 AM)


    What a neat and well put tirade. I like it. An unusual perspective but a good one. Cheers, (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, December 14, 2005



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