Buddy Bee Anthony

Silver Star - 3,515 Points (Portland Oregon)

West Coast - Poem by Buddy Bee Anthony

Screw The West Coast
Won't be buyin more shares, Joe
Screw the West Coast
and your cross-eyed stares, no.
Screw the West Coast
I'm sorry but no go
Screw your snafu face
and your prickly head space.
What a crime

I'm short on time
to whip you into shape

Screw The West Coast
with your trick bag of
lemon sour ju ju
Spinnin webs like fine spider's silk
Mess with this fly's head
I'll make a meal outta you
dip you in buttermilk
Screw The West Coast
You've put the perfect crime
in my East Coast mind
as I lie awake at night
It was you who drew first blood
now, get jazzed up and ready
for the fight of your life

Screw The West Coast
At least The East Coast has some balls
You too boldly advertise
how you specialize
in lamo curtain calls

Screw The West Coast
You didn't invent peace or love
what a farce
a bait and switch
I wonder if you even know
the meaning of these words
If you don't want my kind around.
Make your wish
you heartless witch
I get burnt and buried
deeper in your murky ground
Screw The West Coast
You hem and haw
how I'm damming up your flow
But, all you are or could ever be
is a nasty, slutty, ho
Don't ask me who I am

or where I go
instead ask yourself
more painful questions
who are you
and what is it
you do not know


Screw The West Coast
I've tried to get a fix on you
You're like some fourteen leveled Rubic's Cube
I've given up the futile quest of solving
the riddle that's composed of you
When I try
my face turns ghostly white
to crimson red
and then a suffocating shade of blue

Screw The West Coast
Your cover has been blown
Read a book off my book list byatch
and get off your freakin phone

Screw The West Coast
your vivid colors got smudged up
having skipped the day in school
when all the other kids
drank the nectar from the loving cup
The schwag you've been slingin
The horse you are bangin'
What a junkie's brew
Your only claim to fame is seein' stars
from huffin' airplane glue
Screw The West Coast.

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Buddy Bee Anthony

Topic(s) of this poem: poetry


Poet's Notes about The Poem

'F' The West Coast is the uncensored version.

Comments about West Coast by Buddy Bee Anthony

  • Alice Perfect (5/28/2014 12:28:00 AM)


    You're rolin'! ! ! !
    I love it!
    Screw the WEst Coast!
    You almost sold me
    and then I remembered
    I live there! ! !

    Lot's of fun to your jewels!
    Those who don't
    are just fools!
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Poem Submitted: Monday, May 5, 2014

Poem Edited: Thursday, October 26, 2017


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