Buddy Bee Anthony

Silver Star - 3,107 Points (Portland Oregon)

West Coast - Poem by Buddy Bee Anthony

Screw The West Coast
Won't be buyin more shares, Joe
Screw the West Coast
and your cross-eyed stares, no.
Screw the West Coast,
I'm sorry but no go
Screw your snafu face
and your prickly head space.
What a crime,
I'm short on time
to whip you into shape
Screw The West Coast
with your trick bag of
lemon sour ju ju
Spinnin webs like fine spider's silk
Mess with this fly's head
I'll make a meal outta you
dip you in buttermilk

Screw The West Coast
You've put the perfect crime
in my East Coast mind
as I lie awake at night
It was you who drew first blood
now, get juiced and ready
for the fight of your life

Screw The West Coast

At least The East Coast has some balls

You too boldly advertise

how you specialize

in lamo curtain calls

Screw The West Coast

You didn't invent peace or love

what a farce

a bait and switch
I wonder if you know the deeper meaning of these words

If you don't want my kind around.

Make your wish


you heartless witch

I get burnt and buried deeper in your murky ground


Screw The West Coast

You hem and haw how

I'm damming up your flow

But, all you are or could ever be

is a nasty, slutty, ho

Don't ask me who I am

or where I go

Ask yourself, instead

the painful questions

who are you

and what is it you do not know

Screw The West Coast

I've tried to get a fix on you

You're like some fourteen leveled Rubic's Cube

I've given up the futile quest of solving

the riddle that is you

When I try


my face turns a ghostly white

to crimson red

then a suffocating shade of blue

Screw The West Coast

Your cover has been blown

Read a book off my book list byatch

and get off your freakin phone

Screw The West Coast

your vivid colors got smudged up

Having skipped the day in school

when all the other kids
drank the nectar from the loving cup

The schwag you've been slingin

The horse you are bangin'

What a junkie's brew

Your only claim to fame is seein' stars

from huffin' airplane glue

Screw The West Coast.

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Buddy Bee Anthony

Topic(s) of this poem: poetry


Comments about West Coast by Buddy Bee Anthony

  • Alice Perfect (5/28/2014 12:28:00 AM)


    You're rolin'! ! ! !
    I love it!
    Screw the WEst Coast!
    You almost sold me
    and then I remembered
    I live there! ! !

    Lot's of fun to your jewels!
    Those who don't
    are just fools!
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Poem Submitted: Monday, May 5, 2014

Poem Edited: Saturday, June 10, 2017


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